At the recommendation of @casey horan, I hopped back into the online scene to have some fun. This of course involves playing at lower stakes and occasionally playing “crazy asian” as my Houston poker friends and I like to label it… basically Any 2 cards in any position means RAISE!
Sometimes it works out
UTG I raise pot preflop with the almight 35o. BB checks to me so I pot it! He raises so I reraise of course (is he really going to put me on a flopped straight with 35 after my UTG PF raise? pfft). He flat calls and I’m in the middle of taking screen shots on the turn and just shove and get called. Ship it.